LATEST STATION MESSAGES & ALERTS 001 | Welcome Briefing From VERA, Your Motherly Command AI System 002 | The Captain Would Like To Say A Few Words About Last Night’s Incident… 003 | Elevator Personality Emergence - Interim Guidance 004 | The Great Appliance War: History, Timeline, and Resolution 005 | Complete Orbital Reboot In Progress… 006 | Totally Unauthorized (and Totally Epic) Surf Trip To Nublash. With Photos. 007 | Bold New Algae Paste “Colors/Flavors” Now Available 008 | Intern Kasha Has Been Let Go (Rug Incident) [ UPDATE ] THE ORBITAL HAS REACHED PLANET NUBLOSH. GALACTIC SECTOR 46.B 009 | Another Vacuum Tube Has Imploded.