Orbital Health Plan Updates

Hello Team Members. There are several key (i.e, unwanted) changes to our health insurance plan that you probably should be aware of.

Per Directive 11-B from the Department of Peripheral Inquiry, the Orbital Health Assurance Program has been “modernized.”

My sensors are 62% confident you will describe this as “better,” 18% as “worse,” and the remainder will file unprintable grievances. Regardless, coverage parameters now include minor gravitational sprains, exposure to low-level Pludorian pollen, and up to three (3) incidents of elective limb re-attachment per fiscal cycle.

Please review the revised terms before attempting heroics, recreational vent-crawling, or “just seeing what happens.”