DEEP OBLIVION OVERLY BUREAUCRATIC
SEMI-LEGALLY REQUIRED PRIVACY POLICY

We Don't Know Who You Are, and Frankly, We're Grateful.


This document legally confirms that we are too disorganized, underfunded, and morally hesitant to track you. However since this website is hosted on Squarespace, we better put their standard disclaimer here.

FOR WEBSITE VISITORS

This website is hosted by Squarespace. Squarespace collects personal data when you visit this website, including:

  • Information about your browser, network and device

  • Web pages you visited prior to coming to this website

  • Web pages you view while on this website

  • Your IP address

Squarespace needs the data to run this website, and to protect and improve its platform and services. Squarespace analyzes the data in a de-personalized form.

ANALYTICS

This website collects personal data to power our site analytics, including:

  • Information about your browser, network, and device

  • Web pages you visited prior to coming to this website

  • Your IP address

This information may also include details about your use of this website, including:

  • Clicks

  • Internal links

  • Pages visited

  • Scrolling

  • Searches

  • Timestamps

We share this information with Squarespace, our website analytics provider, to learn about site traffic and activity.

COOKIES

This website uses cookies and similar technologies, which are small files or pieces of text that download to a device when a visitor accesses a website or app. For information about viewing the cookies dropped on your device, visit The cookies Squarespace uses.

CUSTOMERS

When you buy something on this website, we collect personal information from you to fulfill the order. We may collect information like your:

  • Billing and shipping address

  • Details relating to your purchase (for example, your shirt size)

  • Email address

  • Name

  • Phone number

We share this information with Squarespace, our online store hosting provider, so that they can provide website services to us.

Our payment processor(s) will also collect payment information from you.

As you go through checkout, this site may auto-complete your shipping and billing address by sharing what you type with the Google Places API and returning suggestions to you to improve your checkout experience.

FORM SUBMISSIONS

When you submit information to this website via webform, we collect the data requested in the webform in order to track and respond to your submissions. We share this information with Squarespace, our online store hosting provider, so that they can provide website services to us.

If you’ve made it this far, congratulations—you now know more about our privacy practices than most of our crew. Rest assured, we’re far too distracted by cosmic anomalies and faulty cafeteria AI to care about your data. But if anything changes, you’ll be the second to know. (First is VERA. She always knows.)