Contact Deep Oblivion


For general inquiries, existential alerts, malfunctioning personnel, or unsolicited philosophical essays, please direct all communications to the Department of Peripheral Inquiry, Subsection 7-B ("Communications, Outbound & Otherwise").

Due to time dilation, interstellar bureaucracy, and coffee breaks, response times may vary from 7 minutes to 7 centuries. Emergency messages (classified under Category E: "Explosive, Eldritch, or Extremely Confusing") should be transmitted via standard distress burst or sung through the ventilation system.

For internal station matters, please leave a handwritten note inside Maintenance Supervisor Smitts' left boot (Deck 9, Locker 17).

Questions?
Blame the Intern.

For questions, comments, cryptic signals, or emotional outbursts, please reach out to our Communications Intern.

They’ve been briefly trained.