Follow us as we navigate space, science, and suspicious coffee.

Failure is not just an option... It’s policy.

Mission Log

001 | Welcome Message From VERA, Your Orbital AI System.

002 | A Brief Note From The Captain Regarding Last Night’s Incident…

003 | Elevator Personality Emergence - Interim Guidance

004 | The Great Appliance War: History, Timeline, & Resolution.

005 | Complete Orbital Reboot In Progress…

006 | Unauthorized (But Epic) Surfing Trip To Planet Nublosh.

007 | Bold New Algae Paste “Colors/Flavors” Now Available.

008 | Kasha The Intern Has Been Officially Let Go. (The Rug Situation)

009 | Deck 121 Has Been Rented Out To Pludorian Throat-Chanters.

010 | System Advisory: Shields Up, No Hair Drying Until Further Notice.

STATION ALERT: Deck 12 Ceases To Exist.
Following an experimental fold drive calibration, Deck 12 is no longer accessible via standard routes. Engineering is monitoring the situation and expects to discover its whereabouts soon. Do not attempt to reach it via improvised tunneling. Smitts from Maintenance tried—we should have an update on him shortly.

The Deep Oblivion Mission:
Glory, research, and at times, mild panic.

The Deep Oblivion is a Class-6 Orbital currently drifting through Galactic Quadrant G47.

Join us in charting the unknown—pending proper clearance. Orbiting well beyond the boundaries of regulated space and good sense, this Class-6 habitat is outfitted with adaptive living quarters, a fully semi-functional AI guidance system, and a rotating cast of conscripted crew and concerned specialists. Part cosmic odyssey, part government bureaucracy, mostly a mistake.

Infinite stars. Finite competence...

STATION ALERT: Atmospheric Regulator Believes It’s Autumn.
Due to a seasonal subroutine override, the air filtration system has shifted into “crisp fall breeze” mode. Temperatures have dropped and the station now smells faintly of cinnamon and melancholy. Sweater distribution ongoing.