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029 | Moon Fever Has Arrived .
028 | Oxygen Flavor Mix Up Leads To Animosity Among The Crew.
027 | Annoying Pop-Ups Cause Issues With Navigation Command Screen.
026 | Mildly Interesting Career Opportunities Aboard The Deep Oblivion.
025 | New Orbital Health Plan Updates. Find Out More.
024 | Missing Deck 12 Has Been Found… As A PDF File.
023 | Migrant Community From Bisbee Found Living On Deck 7.
022 | THIS MESSAGE BOARD HAS BEEN HACKED BY CTRL-Z.
021 | Julio and Rhonda - A Tragic Appliance Love Story.
020 | Doorway 142 Declares Independence, Demands Respect.
019 | How To Reset A Gastroflux Flange Valve, Step-By-Step Process.
018 | Another Reminder About Improper Artifact Handling.
017 | Defense Lab Creates Then Loses Lethal New Invisible Weapon.
016 | Orbital Pulling To The Left: Alignment Repair Scheduled.
015 | Micro-Black Hole Discovered In Vending Area.
014 | AI System VERA Undergoing Personality Issues - Be Advised.
013 | Gravity Mishap Leaves Team Members Stuck In Chairs.
012 | Burn Disposal Unit 2 Has Achieved Full Awakening.
011 | Print Units Refuse English, Citing ‘Language Of The Oppressor.’
010 | Defensive Shield Is Up. No Hair Drying Until Further Notice.
009 | Deck 121 Has Been Rented Out To Pludorian Throat-Chanters.
008 | Kasha The Intern Has Officially Been Let Go.
007 | Bold New Algae Paste “Colors/Flavors” Now Available.
006 | Unauthorized (But Epic) Surf Trip To Planet Nublosh.
005 |Complete Orbital Reboot Now In Progress.
004 | The Great Appliance War: History, Timeline, & Resolution.
003 | Elevator Personality Emergence - Interim Guidance.
002 | A Brief Note From The Captain Regarding Last Night’s ‘Incident.’
001 | Welcome Message From VERA, Your Motherly AI System.
DOCKING MISHAP LEADS TO CONFUSION.
A supply pod from the Orbital Freight Guild docked upside down yesterday morning. The pod’s automated system maintains that the station itself has become inverted. Gravity arguments continue. The supply pod delivered one ‘X-treme Comfort Sleep Chamber’ which is currently trapped on the ceiling due to the gravitational mix-up. Ironically, the deluxe sleeping chamber is emitting a very loud hum preventing all crew members in the vicinity from getting any sleep. More on this story as it develops.
WARNING: DECK 12 CEASES TO EXIST.
Following an experimental fold drive calibration, Deck 12 is no longer accessible via standard routes. Engineering is monitoring the situation and expects to discover its whereabouts soon. Do not attempt to reach it via improvised tunneling. Smitts from Maintenance tried—we should have an update on him shortly.
ATMOSPHERIC REGULATOR THINKS IT’S AUTUMN.
Due to a seasonal subroutine override, the air filtration system has shifted into “crisp fall breeze” mode. Temperatures have dropped and the station now smells faintly of cinnamon and melancholy. Sweater distribution ongoing.
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